when you’re really excited to share a show or movie with someone and they don’t even like it
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
